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Beefy Jones
Author: Eric Malpass
Publisher: House of Stratus
ISBN: 0755101995
Pages: 288
Year: 2001-06-30
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Beefy Jones is a lovable rogue who lives with a gang of petty criminals in the disused loft of a church hall. The Vicar is blissfully unaware of this. Returning home early one evening, Beefy overhears a discussion concerning the demolition of the hall. The gang embarks on a series of adventures with one aim in mind - to sabotage the plans.
John Brown
Author: Captain R. W. Campbell
Publisher: W. & R. Chambers, Limited.
Pages: 118
Year: 2014-12-25
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Example in this ebook CHAPTER I. THE CADET SCHOOL. No doubt you have seen, in the highways and byways, a lot of youths in khaki with white bands round their caps. These ‘boys’ are called cadets, and are usually men home from the front to train for commissions. In Sandhurst they are officially styled gentlemen cadets; but apparently we are not supposed to be gentlemen—we’re just cadets. Funny, isn’t it? But that’s the way of the army. Well, my name is John Brown—a very ordinary name—and I’m one of those fellows. Before the war I evaded toil by becoming a student, and spent a lot of time on ‘ologies and ‘osophies. Now I’m learning to be a pukka officer, and the leader of sixty men to the cannon’s mouth. When I left my battalion for the cadet school I shed no tears. They were in the trenches, or, rather, in the mud. And it cost a pair of brand-new boots to get on to the road. However, I survived, and in due time landed at Windmoor. This is a ‘blasted heath,’ swept by the winds, and isolated from picture-shows, barmaids, and revues; not a petticoat in sight, and at every corner a notice which amounts to: ‘England expects that every cadet this day will do his duty.’ ‘This is no Utopia,’ I muttered, falling into the first hut by the way. Ye gods! There was an old colonel, with eyes like a hawk and cheeks like dumplings; and what do you think he was doing? Cutting his corns. ‘What the—why the—who the devil are you, sah?’ ‘John Brown, sir,’ I said meekly, for never in my life had I seen such a perfect relic of the Napoleonic wars. ‘Get to blazes out of this, John Brown!’ he roared, putting his fat feet on the floor and banging the door. I was again alone—on the blasted heath. The old gent inside was Colonel Eat-All, the commandant. Rumour says he devoured two dervishes at Omdurman. I stumbled on once more, and found the orderly-room. ‘This way,’ said Sergeant-Major Kneesup, introducing me to the adjutant. I clicked my heels in the style of a Guardsman, and saluted like a railway signal. ‘Well?’ said a blasé-looking gent with three pips, looking up at me from his papers. ‘John Brown, sir.’ ‘Who sent you here?’ ‘The War Office.’ ‘Umph! I know nothing about you. You had better go back to your regiment for your papers.’ ‘But I can’t go all the way to France, sir.’ ‘Well, no—perhaps not. Wait a minute,’ he said, ringing a bell. A clerk answered. ‘Have you any papers dealing with Cadet John Brown?’ ‘Yes, sir. Came a fortnight ago.’ ‘Thank you. That’s all.’ The clerk went out. ‘Oh, it’s all right, Brown. Just go over to No. 1 Company. You’ll see Sergeant-Major Smartem there. He’ll fix you up. Good luck!’ he concluded with a genial smile. I saluted and went out, marvelling at the methods of the British Army. I dug out the sergeant-major, and again announced that I was John Brown. ‘That’s a fine name to go to bed with.’ ‘It’s the one my mother gave me.’ ‘Oh, well, you can’t help it. Here’s your blankets; there’s your bed. You’ll get your equipment to-morrow. Shove this white band on your cap. Tea’s at five o’clock. The lavatory’s down there. That’s the canteen over yonder. And when you want writing-paper, hymns, or free salvation, there’s a Y.M.C.A. down the road. Now, push off—John Brown.’ I was extremely grateful for all this information in tabloid form, but I had a lurking suspicion that my name was going to be a subject of rude jest. However, I am an optimist. I pitched my bag into a corner of the hut, pulled out a little book called The Pleasures of Hope, and commenced to read till tea-time. But I was disturbed. Cadet after cadet came filing in. They were all new and rather green, except one man, called Beefy Jones. ‘What a ruddy place for a cadet school!’ he roared. ‘My dear chap, it is designed to protect our morality,’ muttered a spectacled youth, who looked like (and proved to be) an ex-parson. To be continue in this ebook
Beef and Liberty
Author: Ben Rogers
ISBN: 0099286394
Pages: 207
Year: 2004
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In Shakespeare's Henry V the French lords quail at the thought of British soldiers, who eat like wolves and fight like devils after 'great meals of beef'. Two centuries later, eighteenth-century England rings to boisterous renderings of 'The Roast beef of Old England' and loud cries of 'Beef and Liberty'. And, even today, the French ban on British beef is seen as a slight on the nation, with angry letter to the papers denouncing French food. Ben Rogers' tale is rich in vivid historical detail; from the use of the roasting jack to the foundation of the Sublime Society of Beefsteaks, which still meets in London today, from the origins of English mustard to the banning of bull-baiting in 1827. Resonant and funny, illustrated throughout with prints and drawings, including famous works by Hogarth and Gillray, Beef and Liberty is a feast to relish, an entirely original history, and a pioneering study in a new subject - food nationalism.
The Wind Brings Up the Rain
Author: Eric Malpass
Publisher: House of Stratus
ISBN: 0755102045
Pages: 312
Year: 2001
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It is a perfect summer, but soon this idyll is swept away by conflict. After the war, the widowed Nell leads a wretched existence, caring for her husband's ungrateful parents, and her son falls in love with a German girl, until she is enticed home by a resurgent Germany. A moving story and compelling tale of personal triumph and disappointment.
Sweet Will
Author: Eric Malpass
Publisher: House of Stratus
ISBN: 0755101979
Pages: 311
Year: 2001-06-30
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William Shakespeare is just eighteen when he marries Anne Hathaway, eight years his senior. Talented and fiercely ambitious, Will's scintillating genius soon makes him the toast of London. While he basks in his reputation, Anne lives a lonely life in Stratford. This highly evocative account of the life of Shakespeare is the first in a trilogy.
The Lamplight and the Stars
Author: Eric Malpass
Publisher: House of Stratus
ISBN: 0755102029
Pages: 374
Year: 2001-06-30
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Nathan Cranswick's has concerns about his family's future. A gentle and wise preacher, he accepts a job on the Heron estate, but far from experiencing tranquillity his new life is beset by problems. A family scandal and the Boer War provide menace, but it is the agonising choice facing his daughter which threatens to tear the family apart.
Of Human Frailty
Author: Eric Malpass
Publisher: House of Stratus
ISBN: 0755102002
Pages: 249
Year: 2001-06-30
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Mayhem and madness reign in this zestful account of the lives and loves of the outrageous Pentecosts.
Beefy's Cricket Tales
Author: Ian Botham
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1849838011
Pages: 288
Year: 2014-07-03
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Life is very rarely dull or quiet when Sir Ian Botham is around. One of Britain's greatest sportsmen, 'Beefy' has always worked hard and played hard, and this book reflects that. With the help of his huge network of friends, colleagues, team-mates and opponents, he has put together a collection of the best and the funniest stories from the cricket world.
Runescape - Pirate
Author: Source: Wikia
Publisher: Books LLC, Wiki Series
ISBN: 123465699X
Pages: 42
Year: 2012-06
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This book consists of articles from Wikia or other free sources online. Pages: 40. Chapters: 'Beedy-eye' Jones, 'Beefy' Burns, 'Betty' B.Boppin, 'Bird's-Eye' Jack, 'Lecherous' Lee, 'Picarron' Pete, 'rum', 50 Ships Mufassah, Bard Roberts, Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins, Battle of Mos Le'Harmless, Battle of the Archipelago, Bedread the bold, Beret and mask, Bill Teach, Book o' piracy, Bosun Giles, Braindeath Island, Braindeath Island Volcano, Brass Hand Harry, Brewer, Cap'n Arnav, Cap'n Arnav's Chest, Cap'n Izzy No-Beard, Captain Bentley, Captain Rabid Jack, Cursed Archipelago, Customs Anti-Piracy Campaign, Customs and Excise Office, Davey, Eastern Sea, Eastern Sea Civil War, Fancy Dan, First mate 'Davey-boy', Gentleman Mallard, Harmony Island, Harry's cutlass, Honest Jimmy, Jenny Blade, Lady Zay, Lizzie, Lokar Searunner, Lucky cutlass, Luke's Reef, Mechanical Murphy, Mi-Gor, Mos Le'Harmless, Mos Le'Harmless Caves, Murky Matt, Murky Pat, One-Eyed Hector, Patchy, Pirate, Pirate Jackie the Fruit, Pirate Pete, Pirate quest series, Pirates' Cove, Pirates' Hideout, Rapier, Redbeard Frank, San Fan, Smith, Sorebones, Stanky Morgan, The Barbarous, The Hangman, The Inebriated, The Jonah, The Other 50% Reef, The Rusty Anchor, This Albatross, Toothless Kevin, Unlucky Jenkins, Wanda the Fish, Young Ralph. Excerpt:
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The London Magazine
Author: John Lehmann, Alan Ross
Year: 1957
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Beefy's Cricket Tales
Author: Ian Botham
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 184983802X
Pages: 288
Year: 2013-10-10
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Life is very rarely dull or quiet when Sir Ian Botham is around. One of Britain's greatest sportsmen, 'Beefy' has always worked hard and played hard, and this book reflects that. Botham has compiled some of his favourite stories from a life devoted to cricket and brought them all together in one volume. With the help of his huge network of friends, colleagues, team-mates and opponents, he has put together a wonderful collection of the best and the funniest stories from the cricket world. Featuring contributions from legends such as Shane Warne, fellow commentators and former team-mates including David Gower, and many of the current England team, this is a book the reader can pick up and immediately be privy to some of cricket's strangest and most hilarious moments, from the player who turned up to a game without any clothes on to avoid being fined for wearing the wrong kit to the cricketing legend whose desire for a burger landed him in hot water.
Author: William B. McCloskey
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1628736003
Pages: 400
Year: 2013-07-01
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Highliners are the elite of the fishing world, the skippers and crews who make the biggest catches—salmon, king crab, halibut, shrimp—and deliver them first to the bustling canneries of Kodiak and Dutch Harbor. For these men—and for their women—the safe eight-hour day does not exist. It never will. Some fishermen get rich, many die broke. But they find a special joy in their work that can never be matched by the easier world of the landsman. No matter how great the hardship or how bad the storm, the highliners put out to sea in their primitive battle against the elements. The protagonist of the novel is Hank Crawford, a young greenhorn who first comes to Alaska to work in a cannery to earn money while on summer vacation from college. He is quickly hooked by the fisherman’s life, and this novel re-creates how a young man becomes a highliner. He succeeds because he is young enough, strong enough, and brave enough. He learns the brutal business from hard-fisted skippers, penny-pinching cannery managers, and the pirates of the fishing world. Hank also meets the tough women who endure the hardships of Alaska alongside their men. Journey with him as he learns to survive the elements (100-mile-an-hour winds, ice storms, tidal waves, and fire at sea) and attempts to become a highliner.
Alchemy Jones and the Source of Magic
Author: G. A. Boyd
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1462022324
Pages: 324
Year: 2011-11
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Twelve-year-old science genius Zachary Jones resembles an overgrown leprechaun and thinks the worst of his troubles are enduring the teasing from his fellow classmates at Da Vinci's Middle School for Achievers in Salem, Massachusetts. But Zack has no idea he is about to become an unwilling pawn in a dangerous and epic game of magic, deceit, and world domination. After Zack's parents mysteriously disappear, an oddball pair of Irish grandparents-who Zack believed to be dead-show up with pets in tow even stranger than themselves. Suddenly Zack is propelled into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with ancient and dark forces with one thing in mind-to recover a valuable Celtic amulet entrusted to Zack. As the stakes grow more desperate, Zack is introduced to his rich and wondrous magical heritage at Dragonbane. As he embarks on an adventure to save the world, he soon discovers himself in ways he could never have imagined. "Alchemy Jones and the Source of Magic" is an action-packed fantasy tale that paints a rich and mesmerizing backdrop of a world on the flipside of reality-a place populated with wizards, creepy creatures, and luscious landscapes.
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